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You found the hidden skull!
You've earned extra kupo!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!